Being lazy, I rarely am an active participant in my own entertainment. Good thing for me I was born in the modern era, too bad I have to share it with Lindsay Lohan.
The internets are a godsend to people like me, what with my attention span of a something that has a short attention span and my lazy always-late-to-the-meme-party timing.
By the time I finally get around to hearing about the new funnyness on the web there are 10 other things waiting when I get bored with it.
Currently, I am enjoying the Family Circus with Jersey Shore dialogue. What is really great about this is how true a portrayal of today’s family unit it is.
I can’t wait for the Paris Hilton/Jersey Shore generation to grow up. Once these worthless slackers are everywhere I will look like the most productive person in the world, without any effort whatsoever, which is just the way lazy likes it.
The other thing going around right now is photoshopping album covers to include tacos. I support this thing. I want this thing to take off. I want it to succeed so greatly that music companies take notice of how much more inciting their albums are with tacos and start selling CDs with real ones.
I pretty much get all my music online now because it is way easier than spending the 30 minutes to get all that packaging off the CD just so I can burn it to my computer anyway. But, if they sold tacos with them, I would be waiting outside of Best Buy every morning just to buy CDs I didn’t even like…
Yeah, I will take two Kanye Wests, enchilada style, Lady Gaga’s fish taco and a shredded chicken Taylor Swift with extra cheese. Oh, throw in a ground beef Kenny Chesney on the side, too.