Sometimes the voices in my head ask me, ‘Lazy, what is the best pasta?’ To which I think, ‘I really need to see a shrink.’ But, instead of doing that, I answer them (because who knows what they would do if I ignored them).
The answer is, of course, rigatoni. If you said spaghetti, fettucini, or angel hair, you are a person who doesn’t mind extra work, and are thus, no friend of Lazy. You see, all those pastas require an extra utensil to eat properly. Even with the spoon, the risk is high of food splatter which leads to unnecessary laundry.
No, rigatoni is perfectly shaped for the pasta dish delivery experience. Its tube shape means it holds extra cheesy, saucy, meaty goodness with each bite. Also, they stack well on forks to get maximum plate-to-mouth ratio.
Yes, voices in my head, rigatoni is the best pasta. And no, I will not kill my friends before they kill me.