Converse, you are my hero. Thank you for making the All Star Easy Slip.
If you don’t know what these are, well, you were like me 10 minutes ago. Once I saw these babies I knew I had to tell someone about it. That someone is you by the way, so feel special.
The first line of the description for these things is: “Laces are for people with too much time on their hands.” Amen Converse, I am making you honorary sponsor of my blog.
They look exactly like a good ol’ pair of Chucks, except the heel tears down so you can just slip in and out of them. Epic. I am putting a pair of these in my shopping cart right now…
What. The. Hell.
Only for kids? Only for kids, Converse? What were you thinking? Kids have energy, and their whole lives ahead of them, why do they need slip on shoes?
No no no, this is all wrong. These things scream ‘lazy middle-aged fat gamer still trying to look cool so he can impress hipster college girls’.
Well, you know what this means, Converse. Sponsorship revoked.
You know ol’ DP was ahead of you on this one… I have had the slips for some time now.
http://www.converse.com/#/products/Shoes/ChuckTaylor/1X841