You know what would be awesome to do all the time? Eat bacon.
Though, in order to eat bacon all the time you would need to cook bacon all the time. That would be too much work. Luckily for us, there are people on the internet that do it this for us.
Epic Meal Time. Stop wasting your time reading this and just search that. What they do is make bacon, booze, meat awesomeness and swear the whole time doing it.
I wish I could get an EMT (That’s an abbreviation for Epic Meal Time, not Emergency Medical Technician… though I do see the irony in both having the same initials.) delivery service to drop their awedeliciousness to my door each week. Wonder what a weeks worth of fast food sushi would cost. Or how much a lamb-bacon-Cerberus would be, because that would make the perfect Easter dinner.
Oh, I guess I should point out that they are Canadian. Which I am ok with, but I know it’s a thing to not like Canadians right now.