You may remember my little rant on drive-thrus. Or, you don’t. Just to sum up, I am not a fan of them.
Now, being that consistency takes effort, I am here to tell you that I do have an exception to my no-drive-thru policy. Coffee.
Getting your coffee through a drive-thru is about the best method of coffee delivery except maybe a coffee gun, which does exist by the way; google ‘espresso gun.’
The advantages of not going into a coffee place are pretty self evident. First off, you aren’t seen in a coffee shop, huge plus here. Second, you don’t have to spend any time with coffee shop patrons, also a huge plus. Third, you limit your exposure to baristas, who, lets be honest, don’t need a fancy name for what they do.
Now if you will excuse me, I need some serious alone time with my coffee.
Anything that increases the speed at which the coffee is in my hand and available for consumption is a good thing, the only way it could get any better is if there were international laws stating that every coffee purchased, no matter what size, must be accompanied by a free double order of bacon..