Author Archives: lazy

Many gave their lives in the struggle we commemorate this day. Some died fighting, some never knew the treachery of those that took their lives. Remember the lesson we learned. No matter how nice they seem, no matter how beautiful, … Continue reading →

I don’t know why so many people think porn is some dream job. Are you watching the same porn I am? Because from where I am sitting it looks hard. And I don’t mean ‘giggity-giggity-goo’ hard, I mean fucking difficult… … Continue reading →

A pirate’s life for me? No thank you. I don’t want to sail any sea; let alone seven of them. The fact is, staying on top of piracy is hard. Back in the napster days it was easy. Everyone used … Continue reading →

I had a really awesome post half written about half-truths, but then my browser crashed and I lost it all. Too lazy to write it again. Just know, it was hilarious.

My eyes just devoured forty-five pages of words. That’s right, I read something. It was a teaser sample for a book. What’s worse, it worked. At midnight tonight, as the stars align, and the witching hour is upon us (and … Continue reading →

When a child is not paying attention and walks into someone or something, an adult usually says, ‘You have to watch where you are going.’ But apparently this doesn’t apply to adults themselves, since a woman is suing a mall … Continue reading →

Pro tip for you: It is so much easier to point out the flaws of others work than it is do any work yourself. Why create when you can criticize? That is pretty much what the internet is based on, … Continue reading →

The great thing about not taking an interest in anything is that you never miss anything important. I can literally sleep all week and not feel behind. Political upheaval? Who cares. Healthcare? Yawn. Justin Beiber? Who the hell is Justin … Continue reading →

I recently got a free video game. No, not from piracy. I am way too lazy to sail any seas; let alone seven of them. It was a game for the Xbox 360 now designated a ‘Platinum Hits’. Which is … Continue reading →