Author Archives: lazy

Life is better when you are unconscious. Seriously, nothing can do you wrong when your lights are out. Literally, someone could break into your house, steal everything you own, and piss on your dog, and you won’t care one iota … Continue reading →

Sometimes the voices in my head ask me, ‘Lazy, what is the best pasta?’ To which I think, ‘I really need to see a shrink.’ But, instead of doing that, I answer them (because who knows what they would do … Continue reading →

You may remember my little rant on drive-thrus. Or, you don’t. Just to sum up, I am not a fan of them. Now, being that consistency takes effort, I am here to tell you that I do have an exception … Continue reading →

So, I finally found the holy land on the interwebnets. A place of narwhals, bacon, and naked girls. What could be more perfect, right? That place is Reddit, and it is basically an RSS reader for lazy people. Redditors, as … Continue reading →

You know what would be awesome to do all the time? Eat bacon. Though, in order to eat bacon all the time you would need to cook bacon all the time. That would be too much work. Luckily for us, … Continue reading →

I was on one of the Facespace type sites when a girl I don’t really know posted this landmine of a status: “I haven’t left the house or put on clothes for days.” As my mouse pointer hovered over the … Continue reading →

I was out eating dinner the other day when I saw something that made me so very jelly. A kid decided that meal-time was over and took a nap. Naps! In public! And it was perfectly acceptable. No social stigmata … Continue reading →

Thanks to Aziz Ansari I had an awesome idea for a tumblr that I would like to do. Basically, it would be pictures of food I need to remember to try out sometime. I could rip the pics right off … Continue reading →

I think I am going to start a new recurring piece here. Better living through laziness (BLTL) will be my advice column on not doing shit, and being a better person for it. First up; Hangovers. I will show you … Continue reading →

Hey, I just found this great game. You should totally check it out, just Wikipedia: The Game. It is the second one on the list that pops up. Oh, btw, you just lost the game. You can check out the … Continue reading →