Monthly Archives: August 2010
What was I talking about?
Being lazy, I rarely am an active participant in my own entertainment. Good thing for me I was born in the modern era, too bad I have to share it with Lindsay Lohan. The internets are a godsend to people … Continue reading
The Count
Let’s talk about fives. You know, those things you give your friends when something awesome happens. I really think that fives are the currency of awesome. And they come in all different types, too. Right now, the strongest five is … Continue reading
Ghost Blog
I woke up this morning to the most persistent and irritating noise I have ever heard. It took me awhile, but I realized that it was my liver; screaming out in terror. This can mean only one thing: my buddy … Continue reading
Dance dance revolting
I hear dancing is good exercise. I also hear that sharks are less deadly than vending machines. Well, I am not going to give a great white a buck for a snickers anytime soon… Dancing is a spectator sport for … Continue reading
Award Winning
There really is nothing better than the indie scene (if you doubt this, then go read Questionable Content. If you aren’t hooked, I will give you your money back). Indie folks know how to hold their liquor, have their finger … Continue reading
Going Solo
I would take a picture to show you what I am holding in my hand right now, but then I would have to figure out how to get that onto my computer and then uploaded to my blog and I … Continue reading
Know what I mean?
If you don’t know what a hyperbole is, well I don’t blame you. Who knows what types of words or phrases are called anyway? I guess English teachers and pedantic forum trolls would be a good answer to that. Anyway, … Continue reading
IVL
Scott Pilgrim would totally be my IVL (in virtual life) if I had a real life to escape from. If you are a nerd, geek, /b/tard, lolcat, basement-dweller, haxor, 8-bit musician, old schooler, IT Nazi, dork, gamer, gamer grrl, techie, … Continue reading
Lazy Chuck
Converse, you are my hero. Thank you for making the All Star Easy Slip. If you don’t know what these are, well, you were like me 10 minutes ago. Once I saw these babies I knew I had to tell … Continue reading
Robots are Dumb
Here is something some stupid spambot sent me: “Great post! You win an iPad” Pfft, like I am falling for that ploy! Ok, so I fell for it. Cut me a break, it was a free iPad! Anyone know a … Continue reading