Monthly Archives: May 2010

Dun dun

Emergency! Stop what you are doing right now! Grab a gun, or run to someone who has one. Board up your houses. Stockpile food and batteries. This is much worse than any zombie apocalypse or AI singularity event. This is … Continue reading

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Vacay

Here is another pro tip for you: When planning a vacation, tack on an extra day off to the beginning and the end of your vacay time… to prepare and recover. Though, this does technically mean your vacation is extended … Continue reading

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Dramatic Pause

CBS, you ruin everything. Well, I don’t watch TV, so I don’t really know what else you ruin, but I know one thing you did. Shit My Dad Says, that’s what. If you don’t know what Shit My Dad Says … Continue reading

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An open letter to the Mana Bar

Dear Mana Bar owners, First let me start by saying, you bastards. I’ve always wanted to open a gaming bar and you trumped me on it. Well played. And with that out of the way… how awesome is it, owning … Continue reading

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Fresh Spam

Looks like I have another reoccurring topic on my hand. Here are what the spambots have to say today: “How do you find enough time to write this blog ?!?” If they would have read the title of the blog… … Continue reading

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Bigger is Lazier

Here is a pro. tip for you: Having the biggest house, TV and selection of games means never having to go to someone else’s house. Though it does mean more to clean… but this is offset by the bragging rights.

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Good Idea, Bad Idea

Good Idea: Cooking your mom dinner on mother’s day. Bad Idea: Taking her to the dive bar afterwards. So, several glasses of wine, two vodka tonics, a shot of vodka tonic (yeah, don’t ask), a slap to the bartender’s face, … Continue reading

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Robots are Dumb

Want to know why I don’t fear the singularity? Why I think machines will never rule the world? I’ll tell you why… I am a blogger, and as such, I am privy to seeing the cutting edge of bot technology … Continue reading

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Virtually Friends

I am really glad I am on twitter. Besides the fauxductivity aspects, it really does give me some great ideas on how to be even lazier. I follow some girls. On twitter I mean, well, in real life too, but … Continue reading

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