Monthly Archives: April 2010

I just read this lovely little quote from my main muppet man: Life’s like a movie, write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending. – Jim Henson Awww, isn’t that a precious little bit of sentimental? I do have one … Continue reading →

Ahhhhhh! No, really. That is all you get.

I love to abbreviate things. Makes typing so much easier. Plus, when I abbr. Procrastinator, I become a Pro. And believe you, me; yes I am.

I am a semicolon whore. Lately, I had been thinking that maybe I used them too often; maybe I needed to cut back on them. Then, The Oatmeal came out with a comic entitled: How to use a semicolon. Look … Continue reading →

So, I sat through the entirety of AdventureLand and didn’t see a single zombie or sparkling vampire. Such a disappointment. I guess it would have been good if you are a fan of Michael Cera films, but tired of Michael … Continue reading →

This is just going to be a regular blog title on here… This is an actual search that landed on my blog: “why won’t pornhub work on my wii” Now, I understand that at one point I did a post … Continue reading →

I don’t own a Droid, but I love it when my friends do. You see, the Droid syncs with your Google account, which means your gchat, which means they get chats sent from a computer like a text message. Not … Continue reading →

You may think I have abandoned you, or you may not even be reading this. Either way, it doesn’t matter… I’m busy. I know, it happens, no matter what precautions I take.

Nothing breaks up the monotony of life like doing laundry… oh wait. That is the monotony of life. I try to avoid it as much as possible (not just the laundry, but the monotony as well). So you can imagine … Continue reading →