Monthly Archives: March 2010

Wii fake it

Exercising sucks, everyone knows this. That is why at gyms they have tons of distractions, like TVs, music, etc. The hope is that while you are hyperventilating and sweating balls that you might, somehow, forget what you are doing. It … Continue reading

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Final means Final

Shouldn’t final mean final? Apparently not to SquareSoft/Enix/Whatever. They are up to 13 of those Final Fantasy games, not including spin-offs, sequels, movies, etc. They are like those pushover moms that tell you ‘only one cookie’ but then you say … Continue reading

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Corey

Corey was like the kid I always wanted to be growing up. He got to do all the cool stuff. He got to play with gremlins, search for pirate treasure, poke a dead body with a stick and even save … Continue reading

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End of line

I would be talking about something I haven’t done because I am too lazy to do it, but I am too busy watching the new Tron Legacy trailer. Go on, you know you wanna google it.

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The Grouch

The Oscars came and went again, and I missed them. And I was really looking forward to seeing Blake and Fletch host the thing, but I guess award shows are for closers. Award shows are a huge waste of time, … Continue reading

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Earthquake

Alright, earthquake, let me explain something to you. My work isn’t going to cut back on my hours because you are messing up the rotation. That means you are digging into my ‘me time’. This, I have a problem with. … Continue reading

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Ok No

Ok Go puts way too much effort into their videos. You remember that treadmill bullshit they pulled? Way to make me think of treadmills as ‘cool’ guys, but you still ain’t getting me on one. I know how many takes … Continue reading

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