Monthly Archives: January 2010

You may wonder what I would have done if I were Steve Jobs. This is a multiple choice answer, you get to pick your favorite Office Space quote: 1) I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the … Continue reading →

Whew, I really wore myself out these last two days. What, with each being a double post day and all. Blogging is hard work. I am serious, I have to come up with stuff to talk about… every day. That’s … Continue reading →

Wait, what? New mac toy out today? Let’s see here… No phone, but acts like an iphone. Ok… Can’t run computer software, but acts like a computer. Uh-huh… Won’t fit in my pocket? Hmmm… So, it basically does stuff I … Continue reading →

Vindication! Now I am not lazy, I am a conservationist. Behold, true facts: Number of gallons of water saved in one year by peeing in the shower daily: 1,157

So, there’s this girl and she writes this blog. It’s called A Life in Translation and she’s called Jamie Varon. Go take a look, tell her I sent you. Anyway, she is pretty brilliant, kinda makes me jealous. I mean, … Continue reading →

I am a fan of making big plans that I will start tomorrow. The great thing about tomorrow is, regardless of what redheaded orphans say, it never quite gets here. That is good, because it gives me plenty of time … Continue reading →

I was recently introduced to the joys of Zero Punctuation (google it… now). If you aren’t a gamer you might not fully enjoy the genius of this man, which is a damn shame. He pretty much does exactly what I … Continue reading →

My network admin says I have to move. I hate moving. Good thing I didn’t unpack anything here I guess. Now I will need to pick up change of address forms and get my mail forwarded. Utilities shut off and … Continue reading →

I just read the greatest thing ever. An article stating that scientists have grown bacon from stem cells… I know! It’s true, google it up. Vat grown bacon is going to change the world. I need to copyright the word … Continue reading →

I am not sure why I want a large, impressive and well stocked kitchen, but I do. I guess I am under the impression that if I had it, I would use it. Though my PSP and dumbells (currently being … Continue reading →